Santa Alternia
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
i’m back

i’m back

molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

disabilitygirls:

Shizune and Misha!

wow, an old drawing of mine

disabilitygirls:

Shizune and Misha!

wow, an old drawing of mine

nadinenihongo:

Guide to Self-Studying Japanese
A large proportion of Japanese learners self-study. Finding places to learn Japanese in a classroom environment can be difficult and expensive. Here’s a guide on how you can learn Japanese for free and from the comfort of your sofa.

When learning Japanese, the most important step is to learn Hiragana and Katakana, the writing alphabets of Japanese.
The best way I’ve found to do that is to make flashcards. Make sure you practice writing as well as recognizing them, this will not only be a great skill to have but will also reinforce the shapes in your mind.
Resources:
[Hiragana 42], the best guide I’ve found to learn the Hiragana (in a day!)[Hiranana and Katakana Quiz Site][Kana Invaders Game][Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Kana….

The next step is to start learning vocabulary. Where can you find what to learn? Use a site like Memrise to find word lists (for example, there is a word list for all the vocabulary in starter textbooks like Genki), and use the amazing interface to learn them and keep them in your long term memory.
Resources:
[Memrise] as mentioned above to find and learn vocabulary lists.[Most Common Words List][Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Vocabulary….

While encountering vocabulary, you’re likely to be coming across super-complicated-looking Kanji. You can learn Kanji through Memrise as above, but there are some other websites that may be of interest.
Resources:
[Kanji Damage] A great site where you can learn Kanji through mnemonics.[WaniKani] by the same people who make TextFugu can help you learn Kanji from scratch.[Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Kanji….

The next step is to apply that new vocabulary to grammar points and start making sentences.
If you can’t get your hands on textbooks like Genki, don’t fear! There are a lot of great online grammar resources.
Resources:
[TextFugu] a highly rated ‘online textbook’ which will guide you right from the beginning of learning Japanese.[Guide to Japanese] another online textbook with a lot of grammar points and excellent explanations.

So you probably started to learn Japanese because you have some interest in Japanese media. Time to start using it to your advantage!
Aside from the obvious watching Anime, J-dramas and films, why not try Reading Japanese News? Watching Japanese TV? Just make sure you are making these activities productive - note down new vocabulary, add them to Anki, and keep learning! It’s much easier to learn things you’re interested in.

The most important but difficult part of self-studying Japanese is getting your own compositions checked. Utilize all that grammar and vocabulary and write a short piece, it could be a diary entry or a short essay. Get it recorded for you by a native on RhinoSpike, and checked for grammar and consistencies on Lang-8.These sites also give you the chance to connect with Japanese natives, and perhaps start up some language exchanges!
For more resources, take a look at my Ultimate Resources List

Any more tips? Please submit them here!

nadinenihongo:

Guide to Self-Studying Japanese

A large proportion of Japanese learners self-study. Finding places to learn Japanese in a classroom environment can be difficult and expensive. Here’s a guide on how you can learn Japanese for free and from the comfort of your sofa.

When learning Japanese, the most important step is to learn Hiragana and Katakana, the writing alphabets of Japanese.

The best way I’ve found to do that is to make flashcards. Make sure you practice writing as well as recognizing them, this will not only be a great skill to have but will also reinforce the shapes in your mind.

Resources:

[Hiragana 42], the best guide I’ve found to learn the Hiragana (in a day!)
[Hiranana and Katakana Quiz Site]
[Kana Invaders Game]
[Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Kana….

The next step is to start learning vocabulary. Where can you find what to learn? Use a site like Memrise to find word lists (for example, there is a word list for all the vocabulary in starter textbooks like Genki), and use the amazing interface to learn them and keep them in your long term memory.

Resources:

[Memrise] as mentioned above to find and learn vocabulary lists.
[Most Common Words List]
[Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Vocabulary….

While encountering vocabulary, you’re likely to be coming across super-complicated-looking Kanji. You can learn Kanji through Memrise as above, but there are some other websites that may be of interest.

Resources:

[Kanji Damage] A great site where you can learn Kanji through mnemonics.
[WaniKani] by the same people who make TextFugu can help you learn Kanji from scratch.
[Anki] An amazing program that will make sure you never forget any Kanji….

The next step is to apply that new vocabulary to grammar points and start making sentences.

If you can’t get your hands on textbooks like Genki, don’t fear! There are a lot of great online grammar resources.

Resources:

[TextFugu] a highly rated ‘online textbook’ which will guide you right from the beginning of learning Japanese.
[Guide to Japanese] another online textbook with a lot of grammar points and excellent explanations.

So you probably started to learn Japanese because you have some interest in Japanese media. Time to start using it to your advantage!

Aside from the obvious watching Anime, J-dramas and films, why not try Reading Japanese News? Watching Japanese TV? Just make sure you are making these activities productive - note down new vocabulary, add them to Anki, and keep learning! It’s much easier to learn things you’re interested in.

The most important but difficult part of self-studying Japanese is getting your own compositions checked. Utilize all that grammar and vocabulary and write a short piece, it could be a diary entry or a short essay. Get it recorded for you by a native on RhinoSpike, and checked for grammar and consistencies on Lang-8.These sites also give you the chance to connect with Japanese natives, and perhaps start up some language exchanges!

For more resources, take a look at my Ultimate Resources List

http://nadinenihongo.tumblr.com/post/47984748297/ultimate-japanese-resources-list

Any more tips? Please submit them here!

Are you still taking pony request? OC?

Yup :з

makoyanastryingtodraw:

RUS. Начала это делать сразу после просмотра в субботу, дорожала только сейчас ಥ_ಥДва алкаша любимых персонажа.*не хотела доделывать и выкладывать этот рисунок, так как случайно наткнулась сегодня на один фанарт на этих двоих, почти идентичный моему Т__Т и по цвету, и по сюжету, и по всему. Не знала, доделывать или кинуть нафиг. Но меня убедили не бросать это q_q*ENG.Just two drunkards I mean favourite characters.When it was half-finished I randomly came across a fanart with these two that looked almost exactly like this pic of mine ಥ__ಥ I was shattered and wanted to leave it unfinished. but my friend convinced me to finish it anyways because “there can’t be two absolutely identical pics” (my friend’s words). 

makoyanastryingtodraw:

RUS. Начала это делать сразу после просмотра в субботу, дорожала только сейчас ಥ_ಥ
Два алкаша любимых персонажа.
*не хотела доделывать и выкладывать этот рисунок, так как случайно наткнулась сегодня на один фанарт на этих двоих, почти идентичный моему Т__Т и по цвету, и по сюжету, и по всему. Не знала, доделывать или кинуть нафиг. Но меня убедили не бросать это q_q*

ENG.
Just two drunkards I mean favourite characters.
When it was half-finished I randomly came across a fanart with these two that looked almost exactly like this pic of mine ಥ__ಥ I was shattered and wanted to leave it unfinished. but my friend convinced me to finish it anyways because “there can’t be two absolutely identical pics” (my friend’s words). 

societates:

stilettosandbrokenbottlesss:

Dear World,

Serbia has been hit by catastrophic floods. There are many casualties, thousands of people lost their homes and are in urgent need for help.

Your donations can make a great difference. Thank you.

RED CROSS OF SERBIA, DONATIONS- http://bit.ly/1vgOfVF

SERBSFORSERBS, DONATIONS- http://bit.ly/1mEWsPj

Government of Serbia, DONATIONS - http://bit.ly/1ly1nxB

Please help raise awareness. twitter: #serbiafloods

Official FB pabe for more information: HELP FOR SERBIA http://on.fb.me/1sEqzGD

buzzfeed: http://bzfd.it/1lMOPVX

photos: http://www.blic.rs/

guys, please, you dont even understand how emergent the situation is and how much of help these people need. these have been worst floodings in 100 of years here, on balkan. please, try to at least reblog this - someone could help. people are in danger. people are suffering. damage cant even be put in words. not only bosnia and serbia but also north-east of croatia are under water and many villages are cut off the rest of the world. theres no electricity and have been a few death cases confirmed. flood destroyed everything people had - homes, fields, absolutely everything. please, try to donate, try to help.